Tag: funny
group name: lighterside
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October 28, 2007 04:18 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these and hope others will. I received these in my email.
A young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone . . . more
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December 17, 2007 03:49 PM EST --
I thought these were worth sharing when I found them in my email.
An elderly widow and widower had been dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her . . . more
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December 23, 2007 12:12 PM EST --
I like getting kid jokes like these in my email.
After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she . . . more
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December 24, 2007 08:55 AM EST --
I thought these would bring some laughs when I found them in my email.
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How . . . more
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July 22, 2007 02:09 PM EDT --
Redneck Church
1. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if .
The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one
. . . more
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October 19, 2007 04:05 PM EDT --
I received these in my email.
It took me a second to get this one.
It was time for the final and the student depending upon . . . more
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November 01, 2007 04:27 PM EDT --
This is one of those days when most of these jokes I have heard before, but think they are worth publishing. I received them in my email.
Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients . . . more
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December 16, 2007 07:56 AM EST --
These seemed worth sharing when I read them in my email.
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the . . . more
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December 24, 2007 11:22 PM EST --
I thought these were good enough to share when I found them in my email.
On the way to preschool, a doctor had left his stethoscope on the car seat and his little girl picked . . . more
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December 25, 2007 10:14 PM EST --
I received these in my email.
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden . . . more
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January 02, 2008 09:02 AM EST --
I enjoyed these when I read them in my email.
It took me a second to catch this one.
A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few . . . more
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January 13, 2008 07:15 AM EST --
I enjoyed these when I found them in my email.
Do you believe in statistics?
THE DANGERS OF BREAD
More than 98 percent of convicted . . . more
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April 12, 2007 09:12 PM EDT --
Have you ever wondered what you'd utter to say... Abraham Lincoln... if he came walking up your front porch?
Here are seven people and the question I would ask them if they appeared at the front door. . . . more
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October 04, 2008 10:11 PM EDT --
The Israelis and Arabs finally sat down and decided to settle their whole dispute with a dogfight. The negotiators agreed that each country would take five years to develop the best fighting dog . . . more
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December 13, 2007 02:33 PM EST --
I thought these were humorous when I read them in my email.
A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression he said, "If . . . more
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October 19, 2007 10:10 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I found them in my email.
A teacher was giving her class a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, . . . more
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October 24, 2007 10:37 PM EDT --
I thought these were worth sharing when I read them in my email.
I think this is a classic.
A rich old man decided to give his three sons their . . . more
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October 26, 2007 10:03 AM EDT --
I received these in my email.
This is a cute oldie.
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: . . . more
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May 26, 2007 01:14 AM EDT --
There was a man with no arms and he needed a job. He applied at a local church as the bell ringer. The reverand said, "How can you ring the bell with no hands.
The man explained . . . more
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October 17, 2007 09:36 AM EDT --
Howdy Folks & happy Wednesday. This is only the second time since joining Gather that I am uploading a joke. My first joke a few months back had folks questioning my Christianity, even . . . more
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