Tag: humor
group name: lighterside
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September 01, 2008 10:57 AM EDT --
These are jokes which came in my email and I thought worth sharing.
A dog thinks: "Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and . . . more
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April 23, 2008 09:57 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I received them in my email.
My kindergarten-aged daughter suddenly announced just before school that she needed to take a clean tee shirt to class. She told us the . . . more
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April 20, 2008 09:52 PM EDT --
A young guy in a single-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hot dog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.
The hot dog said . . . more
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April 24, 2008 11:22 PM EDT --
My daughter is in the first grade and doing very well especially in spelling.
A couple of weeks ago she came home with her new words and we were studying them for her upcoming test.
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April 28, 2008 09:15 AM EDT --
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
. . . more
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April 19, 2008 10:10 AM EDT --
Q: Why was the chicken a lousy baseball player?
A: Because all he could hit were fowl balls.
An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway through she leans . . . more
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April 22, 2008 09:33 PM EDT --
A flight attendant on a cross-country flight nervously announced: about 30 minutes outbound from LA, "I don't know how this happened, but we have 103 passengers aboard and only 40 dinners." . . . more
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October 07, 2008 01:54 AM EDT --
These came in on the e-mail today....you have probably heard some before. I laughed inanely over #5 and #22, don't ask me why!
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October 28, 2007 04:18 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these and hope others will. I received these in my email.
A young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone . . . more
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December 17, 2007 03:49 PM EST --
I thought these were worth sharing when I found them in my email.
An elderly widow and widower had been dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her . . . more
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December 23, 2007 12:12 PM EST --
I like getting kid jokes like these in my email.
After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she . . . more
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December 24, 2007 08:55 AM EST --
I thought these would bring some laughs when I found them in my email.
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How . . . more
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January 02, 2008 09:02 AM EST --
I enjoyed these when I read them in my email.
It took me a second to catch this one.
A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few . . . more
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October 19, 2007 04:05 PM EDT --
I received these in my email.
It took me a second to get this one.
It was time for the final and the student depending upon . . . more
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November 01, 2007 04:27 PM EDT --
This is one of those days when most of these jokes I have heard before, but think they are worth publishing. I received them in my email.
Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients . . . more
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December 16, 2007 07:56 AM EST --
These seemed worth sharing when I read them in my email.
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the . . . more
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December 24, 2007 11:22 PM EST --
I thought these were good enough to share when I found them in my email.
On the way to preschool, a doctor had left his stethoscope on the car seat and his little girl picked . . . more
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December 25, 2007 10:14 PM EST --
I received these in my email.
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden . . . more
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January 13, 2008 07:15 AM EST --
I enjoyed these when I found them in my email.
Do you believe in statistics?
THE DANGERS OF BREAD
More than 98 percent of convicted . . . more
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October 05, 2008 11:20 PM EDT --
Any fan of the History Channel knows that a true devotee of the verse of Nostradamus can go in, look around, and find a reference to most anything from Napoleon to Hitler, Pearl Harbor to 9-11. Only a . . . more
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