Tag: joke
group name: lighterside
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September 01, 2008 10:57 AM EDT --
These are jokes which came in my email and I thought worth sharing.
A dog thinks: "Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and . . . more
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April 23, 2008 09:57 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I received them in my email.
My kindergarten-aged daughter suddenly announced just before school that she needed to take a clean tee shirt to class. She told us the . . . more
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April 20, 2008 09:52 PM EDT --
A young guy in a single-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hot dog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.
The hot dog said . . . more
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April 24, 2008 11:22 PM EDT --
My daughter is in the first grade and doing very well especially in spelling.
A couple of weeks ago she came home with her new words and we were studying them for her upcoming test.
. . . more
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April 28, 2008 09:15 AM EDT --
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
. . . more
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April 19, 2008 10:10 AM EDT --
Q: Why was the chicken a lousy baseball player?
A: Because all he could hit were fowl balls.
An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway through she leans . . . more
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April 22, 2008 09:33 PM EDT --
A flight attendant on a cross-country flight nervously announced: about 30 minutes outbound from LA, "I don't know how this happened, but we have 103 passengers aboard and only 40 dinners." . . . more
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June 12, 2008 09:40 PM EDT --
A San Diego lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Dentist was asked to donate a dollar.
"Only a dollar?" said the Dentist, "Only a dollar to . . . more
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June 12, 2008 09:38 PM EDT --
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle . . . more
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October 02, 2007 12:53 PM EDT --
non-copyright joke:
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to thegreen. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot . . . more
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October 28, 2007 04:18 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these and hope others will. I received these in my email.
A young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone . . . more
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December 17, 2007 03:49 PM EST --
I thought these were worth sharing when I found them in my email.
An elderly widow and widower had been dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her . . . more
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December 23, 2007 12:12 PM EST --
I like getting kid jokes like these in my email.
After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she . . . more
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December 24, 2007 08:55 AM EST --
I thought these would bring some laughs when I found them in my email.
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How . . . more
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January 02, 2008 09:02 AM EST --
I enjoyed these when I read them in my email.
It took me a second to catch this one.
A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few . . . more
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September 17, 2008 06:13 PM EDT --
Somebody sent me this in an email. I thought it was cute and wanted to share if you haven't seen it.
The Grand-Son
A grandmother was surprised by her . . . more
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April 02, 2008 08:31 PM EDT --
Death Row in Women's Prison
Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the . . . more
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June 12, 2008 09:35 PM EDT --
A young man comes home and says "Dad, I just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car."
Father replies, :"O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in . . . more
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June 12, 2008 09:45 PM EDT --
How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your front yard?
Put up goal posts.
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What does Billy Graham and the Detroit Lions have in common?
They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell: . . . more
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December 18, 2007 10:56 AM EST --
Blonde and Waitress
Q: What did the blond customer say after reading the buxom waitress' name tag?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?'' . . . more
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